A little laugh for a Friday afternoon
Sara E. sent this to me via email. Not sure where it originates, but it gave me a good chuckle.TEN GOOD REASONS TO ELECT A MORMON US PRESIDENT
10) The National Cathedral could be renamed the National Tabernacle.
9) NASA could commission a satellite to 'hie to Kolob'.
8) The Secret Service could be renamed the Sacred Service.
7) All official government prayers could include the phrase 'that we all can get home safely'.
6) Napoleon Dynamite could get someone other than Pedro elected.
5) The President could not only explain things in Layman's terms, but also Lemuel's terms.
4) The President could issue pardons in exchange for 100% home teaching.
3) Not only could he pronounce 'Nuclear' but also 'Mahonri Moriancumer‘.
2) At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible 'as far as it is translated correctly'.
1) Finally, a first family large enough to fill up the White House.
Mark and I saw Mitt Romney at a sacrament meeting in Park City 2 summers ago. There's our connection, plus Mark's cousin is doing some work for him. Nevertheless, it will be interesting to see how it all plays out.
posted by Kathryn @ 11:34 AM
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I keep telling Fred that the Presidential candidates sound like the beginnings of a joke....
"So there was a Mormon, a woman, and an African-American all running for President...."
I'm also interested to see what's going to happen. I'm even registering as an Independent this time around.
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